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[nellyemily]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[ilyagoalvalchuk]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[trees-and-videogames]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[whoatetheramen]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[tricktster]

As a hockey player, this is my favorite post of all time.

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[laughingnancy]

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

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[politijohn]

Y’all really have no conception of what a billion dollars is and it shows…

[shipsallshipshoweverimprobable]

Hey this is a really good way to show how much money a billion actually is!!

[Chaotic Queer]

[goawfma]

adsnasjasjdk

[femmejunky]

this reply tho

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[lawbreaker13]

I CHOKED

[fuckyahumor]

this is something

[keepingtimetimetime]

HE’S FINE!!!!!

[Chaotic Queer]

[itshardtoactnormal]

I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better

[thebisquid]

Also -

What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided?

Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM

It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat

[a-can-of-mountain-jew]

Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.

[holisticfansstuff]

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[Chaotic Queer]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you’re 20 feet underwater, it’s murky, and you run into a moose

A

MOOSE!!!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

[shetheycock]

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[fabbittle]

i want…more fat girls in media

[fabbittle]

and no this does not mean that i want fat characters who have jokes made about their fat. i want fat girls who are seen as beautiful and not a single comment about their weight is ever made.

[Chaotic Queer]

[mememiya-anthy]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

[thenymreaper]

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way